Enter a pet. Meet a challenger.
Your pet has entered the roast arena.
Face a bundled challenger, tap to pick the winner, and share the result. Champions build win streaks; the losing pet gets a playful template roast.
Free to enter. No credit card required.
Battle result
Champion streak earned
The Royale promise
Competition without the weird stuff.
One-tap verdict
Tap a contender to choose the winner in your pet's matchup.
Playful by default
Roasts are made to be funny and shareable—not cruel or personal.
How the crown is won
One photo. One challenger. Zero dignity.
Enter a pet, face a bundled challenger, and tap to choose the winner. Champions build win streaks, and the losing pet gets a playful template roast.
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Enter the arena
Upload one great photo and face one of our bundled challenger profiles.
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Choose the winner
Pick the winner with a quick tap in your pet's head-to-head matchup.
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Share the verdict
Winners build Champion streaks. The losing pet gets a playful template roast to share.
The matchup
One entry. One bundled challenger.
Pick the winner with a quick tap, then see the Champion streak and playful template roast.
Win or roast
Every result becomes content.
Share the Champion's streak—or share the roast and demand a rematch.
Choose your chaos
Free battles. Optional extra fire.
Enter and vote for free. Pay only when you want a boost or a fresh set of roast personas.
Free Entry
$0 forever
For pets ready to earn the crown organically.
- Standard battle entries
- Tap to choose the matchup winner
- Champion streaks and template roast results
- Bundled challenger matchups
Royale Extra
Royal Roast Pack
$4.99
Give your pet the full Royale treatment: an extra-sharp, shareable AI roast written for their unique brand of adorable chaos. Includes three roast styles—Playful, Savage-ish, and Dramatic—plus a downloadable share card for each. Lighthearted only; never cruel.
Buy the Roast PackArena rules
Questions before the bell?
The arena is waiting
Think your pet can take the crown?
Upload one photo to face a bundled challenger. Tap to pick the winner and see your result.